Monday, May 18, 2009

Move Over Scenario (for my amusement)

Surprisingly, 1,000 tribal members showed up at the general meeting. The tribal chambers was at full capacity, so the meeting was moved to the gym. The tribal council tried to slink away, but they were forced to face their victims.

Tribal Members: We ask for the resignation of Adrian Pushetonequa, Wayne Pushetonequa, Frank Blackcloud, Deron Ward, Eddie Kapayou, Keith Davenport and Jon Papakee. Resignation is to be effective immediately
The tribal council stares at us with their cow eyes and cross their arms defensively.
Tribal members: We are unhappy with the tribal council's performance.
A tribal council member runs out of the meeting, clippety-clop...
Tribal Members: It's the sensible thing.
Tribal council member 1: Is this just about the money?
Tribal council member 2: (sputters) You're just a bunch of cynics!
Tribal Members: The Meskwaki people are not asking for retribution at this time. It would be in your best interest if you take our offer.
The tribal council sits in stoic silence.
Tribal council member 1: Uh we would like to discuss this further. Maybe if you all go home and sleep on it.
Tribal council member 2: Call Olson
Tribal Members: Don't fight this. Just walk away. Weren't you aware that lawyers are only in it for the money. The Tribe won't be able to afford your lawyers services unless they cut the percap completely.
Tribal council member 3: You mean he only pretended to be my friend because of my (clears throat) the Tribe's money?
Tribal Members: Yes
Tribal council member 4: Moo?
The tribal council member who ran out swaggers back in with Steve Olson trailing behind him.
SO: My clients don't need to be subjected to this abuse.
Tribal Members: We were your clients. We will no longer be requiring your services.
SO: I have a contract with the Tribe.
Tribal Members: The members of this Tribe are concerned that your actions taken during the 2003 takeover may have rendered any contracts with the Meskwaki Tribe null and void. Besides, why would you want to stick around and endure the wrath of natives who don't like to be taken advantage of? You are banned from the Meskwaki settlement. The tribal police have orders to take you off the Meskwaki settlement. Buh-bye.

1 comment:

  1. Who the hell are you to demand anyone resign? You are no body or you wouldn't have to resort to these tactics to get anyone to listen to you - that is if they truly are. Our council was elected - they are doing their obligation to the tribe whether you like it or not. You do nothing but bitch like an old woman.

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